Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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