We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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