But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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