My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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