I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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