i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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