Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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