Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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