belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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