Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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