you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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