How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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