sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
