i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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