3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Randomize
