ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
organizing the empties. That sober.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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