You surviving the open bar?
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Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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