He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Randomize
