I look better un-naked...
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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