I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My hand turned me down
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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