she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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