Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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