I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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