She is in my trunk
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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