You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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