Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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