it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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