He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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