it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
