we have officially lost it.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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