yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
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