a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
