Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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