He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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