I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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