So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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