Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
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