So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Never joke about your clitoris.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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