An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
So much rum. So many feels.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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