Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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