I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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