Already got asked if we're dating
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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