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around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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