Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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