I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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