i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
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