How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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