new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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