Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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