doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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