Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
tell me about the fingering
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