He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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