Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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